April 2011
1 post
Randy: Cops and dope don’t mix, do they Mr. Lahey?
Mr Lahey: Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy.#trailerparkboys #shitwindsareblowing
March 2011
1 post
Fuck twitter, its like texting janice only everyone reads it
December 2010
14 posts
If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t...
– Chris Rock, Never Scared (via thedreamersdaughter)
kimjongillookingatthings →
officially nocturnal
November 2010
1 post
James Bond I want your Aston
October 2010
5 posts
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1j0Udb/americaisretarded.com/ thank youuuu merica.
my phone made a new friend. the toilet. contact me via telepathy.
or twitter.
September 2010
5 posts
17142.) You make me feel...everything
You bug me. You make me happy. You make me angry. You make me sad. You make me lonely. You make me feel loved. You make me feel young. You make me feel tired. You make me feel beautiful.
People tell you who they are, but we ignore it because we want them to be who we...
– Don Draper, Mad Men (via notthatkindagay)
August 2010
17 posts
When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be...
– Dwight K Shrute
It was not one of those strong, impulsive feelings that can hit two people like...
– The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami (via kari-shma)
and that’s how I feel about you.
Sir, I say with this all due respect - you are a fucking moron. How dare you...
– Michael Ian Black (via soupsoup)
Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love is a waste of time. There...
– Tiffanie DeBartolo (via kari-shma)
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be;...
– Martha Washington (via quote-book)
Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that’s all. You can’t see...
– Mitch Albom (via kari-shma)
Everyone of us is losing something precious to us. Lost opportunities, lost...
– Haruki Murakami (via kari-shma)
July 2010
6 posts
The Truth Of Twilight →
German octopus "Paul" predicts outcome of World... →
“His handlers say he is coping with fame well.
“Paul is such a professional oracle—he doesn’t even care that hundreds of journalists are watching and commenting on every move he makes,” said Stefan Porwoll, the Sea Life aquarium manager.
“I even told our guards and people at the entrance to keep a close look at possible for football fans coming after Paul for revenge,” he said. He added,...